May 22, 2010

Mak


May 22.
Happy Birthday Mak!!!!
I love you!!!!!!!

May 04, 2010

Questioning

sinking sand

" I mean, kalau aku, kalau hati aku kata Yes, aku yakin je. Stress sume tolak tepi. Menda2 camni, melibatkan hati dan perasaan.. kau ikut instinct kau je"

" Heh. Ikut hati mati. Zaman dulu maybe boleh pakai. Zaman sekarang semua orang dah pandai. Gaduh sikit, cabut. Bukannya kau depend on dia and dia depend dengan kau, masing-masing boleh hidup sendiri apa sebenarnya"

"Cabut tu patutnya last resort kan?"

"Last resort? Hehe. Takyahla elaborate lebih. Sebab takde rasa dependent, itu akan jadi first choice"

Its normal to have cold feet prior to your own wedding
Its normal to almost give up on the massive preparation required for your very own wedding
Its normal to doubt your decision, the choices you made, just days before your own wedding.

Or so people say.

Everyone should ask themselves before jumping into the bandwagon - do they really want to spend and share the rest of their lives with the one they are marrying, or do they just want a husband to take care of them, or a wife to clean up, cook and do everything for them?

Are you in love with the person, or in love with love and the idea of being in a relationship, and being married?

Marriage is like making love, some perceive it as just an outlet that can be done with anyone or anything for that matter. I believe in doing it with that special someone, with love being the main essence of the unification, not for any other reason - sebab nak tolong, sebab kesian, sebab takde no other choice, sebab semua org kene kahwin.

I'm not a cynic. I am just a firm believer of love. Why do you love that person in the first place, why your heart chose to love that person instead of others?

Entahlah

April 30, 2010

Cuti Sakit

Gambar Lama - Bermain Ice Cream Soda di Hari Raya

Hai. Saya adalah penghidap tonsillitis.

Tonsilitis merupakan tanda awal bahawa saya akan deman pada jam atau hari berikutnya.

Berdasarkan pemahaman cetek saya dalam sistem imunisasi tubuh manusia dan hanya boleh diaplikasikan kepada sistem tubuh badan saya, tonsil saya merupakan mekanisma pertahanan (defense machanism) pertama badan saya dalam mengatasi serangan kuman dan virus penyakit senatero.

Setiap kali berada dalam persekitaran kurang sihat - dalam konteks ini, acapkali, tonsil saya bertindak sebagai barisan paling hadapan menghadapi serangan pertama dan mula membesar bagai johan; perasaannya umpama mengulum sebutir dua bola ping pong di dalam kerongkong. Kemudian bermulalah episod demam singkat tatkala badan melancarkan serangan balas terhadap jagoan jagoan kuman penyakit tersebut.

Kebanyakan orang, sepertimana appendiks, jalan mudah untuk tidak kerap demam adalah dengan terus membuang appediks dan tonsil melalui pembedahan. Saya pula percaya bahawa dengan ketiadaan tonsil, serangan kuman dan virus penyakit akan terus sampai ke organ organ dalaman yang lebih penting kerana tiada lagi mekanisma pertahanan pertama itu tadi. Impaknya, saya kekal kerap demam yang singkat (?!) dengan keyakinan bahawa organ organ dalaman saya mendapat perlindungan sewajarnya daripada bahana kuman penyakit.

Oleh itu Boss, saya mungkin mc lagi bulan hadapan. Maafkan saya.

March 09, 2010

500 Maut - Nigeria

"Akhbar-akhbar melaporkan, penduduk Islam di kampung-kampung tersebut telah diberi amaran menerusi pesanan ringkas telefon dua hari sebelum serangan agar mereka boleh melarikan diri.

Saksi kejadian pula berkata, mangsa yang kebanyakannya wanita dan kanak-kanak dalam serangan ganas sistematik selama tiga jam semalam itu ditangkap menggunakan perangkap haiwan dan pukat nelayan ketika mereka cuba melarikan diri daripada para penyerang yang kemudiannya menetak mereka hingga mati."


WTF. Selamba bunuh orang

January 22, 2010

Miss Me Not

Yesterday's. Compiled.


What or who do you miss most today?

"Today? Shazu. Sbb die slalu send wekap sms hehe." - Pelakon Kanak-Kanak Hindustan.

"Aaaa apanamaaaaaaaaa. I just wanna go back home n watch smalam punye idol. So I miss american idol la kirenye ye dak.. ?" - Atuk.

"My sleep.. hahaha." - Beloved Jukebox.

"Shiro." Shiro who? "LOL perlu jawab jugak ke?" Sape shirooooooooo?!! "Someone dear to me...kahkahkah!!" - Peminat Drama Korea.

"Miss the most? My parents, sebab diorang nak gi Dhaka. I will be going home to an empty house." - Tyra Celup.

"Kau?" Jawab la dulu. "Nanayau. kekekeke. I miss the train. Aku rindu puncak Yong Belar sebenarnya" - Presiden All Blacks.

"UNITEN! hahaha. Out of the blue. Kenapa? Apa jawapan org2 lain? OK btw I do not miss UNITEN. I miss being in UNITEN with friends hahaha. Acceptable x?" - Somebody's Cute Wife

"Ali." - WTH

"I miss the moment atas punck gunung." - Pengakap diRaja

"Aisha Humaira." - Dilot

"Sleep." - Monyet Kesayangan

"I miss laksa sarawak."

"My husband." - Ushina

"Shazu!" - Si Peguam

"My cats." - Veterinerer

"Watching some sxy gals on the pc??" - Bawang

"U LA OF COURSE!" - Hazelnut

"Spinning at club." - Kapten Hoki

"Kawan aku la!! Datin." - Akak Opis

"My hubby ler.." - kawan Ricet

"Mestila my babycat merangkap ahmad dhani :)." - our very own Celine Dion

"Err hv to be politically correct ke? If yes kena la jawab _____ (gf's name). But if not, I am missing my bed, hehe. Ngantuk gile today" - Pegawai Bank

"TKC frens." - Kapten Rumah Hijau

"Fairil..." Fairil who?! "Anak buah aku." - Bubble Laundry

"My bedroom.. Nape?" - Naib Kapten Futsal

"Huh? Movies, n lepak2. Y? Nak ajak ke?" - Sloppy Terd

"_____________ (bf's fullname)! Asal tanye camtu?"- Lady Engineer

"Wey, ape hal ni?" Saje random. "Ler, igtkan salah antar. I miss shopping" - Lady Doctor

"My beloved Ken!" - Cik Kiah

"My ayah angkat n sm1... jeng jeng jeng!! U?" - Budak Band

"My beloved daughter le.. hehe n diary EPE." -Manager, TNB

"I miss my .... hehe." - KLIA Staff

"My dad." - Kak Jan Tepeng

"U! Hehe." - Crowded Face

"Hurm. Tough question. I kinda miss a routine office job for some weird reason." - Kosmik Abiss

"??." Jawapan anda? "My fiance." - One of the Triplet

More friends missed their sleep than loved ones :p.

miss them